I know something you don't know...

I love lists. Didn't know it, did you? Well, I keep getting the lists from friends of 25 things, 27 things, 982 things, and so on. I always think of a zillion things as I read the lists others have created, and yet, I have not ever done my own. Here it is. Kind of. I could make a new list every day. Sometimes many new lists in one day.
My list has no number. I like to call it "My List of Just As Many Things As I Want to Write". Yep, that sounds about right.
Maybe you know some of these things. Maybe you don't know any of them. Maybe you will say you know ALL of them---Liar.
Here is what I know, and you don't:

1. I use hand cream obsessively. (Why yes, this is a profound list.)
2. I do most things obsessively.
3. I have never seen an ocean. None of them.
4. I am shorter than I used to be.
5. I am an artist.
6. I am a writer.
7. I always wished I were a singer.
8. I think too much.
9. I LOVE Chinese food.
10. I believe that God made me and loves me unconditionally.
11. I yell at my kids too much.
12. I want to learn everything there is to know about anything.
13. I am overly enthusiastic about 99% of life. The other 1% is housekeeping.
14. I love to read.
15. I am toooooo empathetic. Some people really don't need empathy.
16. I really need to have a store.
17. I keep trying to get someone to write a book for me. So far, no takers.
18. I don't get nearly enough sleep.
19. I am mostly made of caffeine, nicotine, and SUGAR.
20. I should quit smoking. But I like it.
21. I won't let my children or that Man lay on MY pillows. That is just gross.
22. I think the world is a lot easier to figure out than most people would have you believe.
23. I don't know many things that are black and white. Life is mostly gray.
24. I do believe in following the rules. I also believe most of the rules are stupid.
25. I can't drive stick-shift.
26. I am the Spackling Queen.
27. I still don't know what I am going to be when I grow up.
28. I hope I grow up.
29. I am nervous for my children every minute of every day.
30. I know that life is not fair but it doesn't stop me from wishing it were.
31. I have one foot 1/2 size bigger than the other.
32. I wake up during the night specifically to watch PBS. I am sure that is it.
33. I wish that my children didn't know most of what they know.
34. I almost never eat 'meals'. I much prefer the grazing.
35. I would like to go back to bed today.

Huh? Only 35 things. For now.